Stress Reliever # 1
> > Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the
> > office.Why?
> >
> > Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
> > at your picture and the problem disappears.
> >
> > Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you.
> >
> > Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
> > problem can there be greater than this one '"
@_^lll
> > > Stress Reliever # 2
> > Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
> > troubles and lighten your burden.
> >
> > Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
> > worries or troubles.
> >
> > Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet....heeheee!!!
^_*!!!
> > > Stress Reliever #3
> > Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
> >
> > Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
> > parents."
>_<!!!
That's all ABOUT...............ME..........LEFT OR RIGHT !!!! :D
Capture from Toronto-MainStreet " Natural "
Lipstick On Your Collar
Connie Francis
When you left me all alone at the record hop
Told me you were goin' out for a soda pop
You were gone for quite a while -- half-an-hour more
You came back and man, oh, man, this is what I saw:
Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar told a tale on you! Yeah!
You said it belonged to me, made me stop and think
And then I noticed yours was red; mine was baby pink
Who walked in but Mary Jane, lipstick all a mess?
Were you smoochin' my best friend? Guess the answer's 'yes'
Lipstick on your collar told a tale on you
Lipstick on your collar said you were untrue
Bet your bottom dollar you and I are through
'Cause lipstick on your collar told a tale on you! Boy!
Told a tale on you! Man!
Told a tale on you! Yeah!
CARPENTERS -It's yesterday once more
When I was young I'd listen to the radio Waitin' for my favorite songs
When they played I'd sing along It made me smile.
Those were such happy times And not so long ago How I wondered where they'd gone
But they're back again Just like a long lost friend All the songs I loved so well.
Every Sha-la-la-la Every Wo-o-wo-o Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling That they're startin' to sing's So fine.
When they get to the part Where he's breakin' her heart It can really make me cry
Just like before It's yesterday once more.
Lookin' back on how it was In years gone by And the good times that I had
Makes today seem rather sad So much has changed.
It was songs of love that I would sing to then And I'd memorize each word
Those old melodies Still sound so good to me As they melt the years away.
Every Sha-la-la-la Every Wo-o-wo-o Still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling That they're startin' to sing's So fine.
All my best memories Come back clearly to me Some can even make me cry.
Just like before
It's yesterday once more
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